A few weeks ago, I was in my usual spot in the grocery store. I was getting ready to buy a bunch of food for the week and to be honest I felt a bit tired. My son and I had been up late the night before, eating lots of food and then watching a movie. It was a bit disorienting and I didn’t know what was happening, so I went back to the store to see what was happening.
The grocery store was a bit like a big movie theater. In this case we were in front of a big screen, watching a movie. In fact, it was a very large screen, so the whole place was very bright. This meant that you would be in constant danger of flashing lights flashing through your eyes, and the screen would shake. That was probably the most disorienting thing I experienced, but I just felt like I was in some kind of strange dream.
Luckily for us, the grocery store is a small place, and the movie was short. We had to wait for the end of the movie though. We were treated to an amazing video of a few of the characters eating, and while it was a little over-long, it was still a very entertaining and funny video.
We were treated to another great video of the same characters eating. This time they were eating a pizza that had been cut-up, and was still warm. When the person eating the pizza cut the pizza in half… it was like a mini pizza bomb.
For those of you who want to know what it is I’m talking about, that’s a pizza that was cut-up and heated up, and that’s what’s inside. That’s the pizza bomb.
It’s a pizza that was really cold and had a few big chunks of melted cheese in it. It was also super moist and really crispy and flavorful. It was very easy to eat. It tasted just like a pizza but without the cheese. Thats also the pizza.
The thing about pizza is that it always tastes like pizza, but without the cheese. The problem is that, in order to get the cheese, you have to really, really, really, really, really good at eating pizza.
Thats true. The problem is that if you can’t really eat pizza without the cheese, you can’t really eat pizza at all. To find out how to truly get good at eating really good pizza, you have to actually work at it.
Lansing Pizza, you know, the pizza that tastes like an actual pizza but without the cheese.
Ultra pizza lansing.